Didyoustealmytoaster?

Didyoustealmytoaster? I spend my days with little people; exploring the world, expanding their minds, until they grow to be bigger-little people.

I like puns. They make me laugh.
I like writing. It helps me think.
I like The Holy Trinity. They make me feel.

"Can we get a DVD extra for Someone like you?"

Asked by Anonymous

Hmmm, there are parts that I wrote that happen after the last part. But I don’t know whether I’ll post them. Perhaps.

"OOOooOO you write music! What's the song called?"

Asked by Anonymous

Well, yes, sort of. But that’s not what I was doing. I was playing Scott Joplin’s Fig Leaf Rag and I changed the song to the relative minor key. I had a rather fun time changing it though and it sounds so cool!

"Hei!! How are you? I just wanted to pop by and ask how you're doing and to tell you that "Cross my heart" was adorable and just perfect!! I really admire your talent to write, amazing stories like this one!! I have no idea how you do it!! I hope you have a great day and a wonderful week!!"

Asked by smoothiemonky

You are such a lovely person! I’m doing well, thank you for asking, how are you?

I’m so glad you like it. It was rather fun to write. I don’t know how it happens either. You know how sometimes you’re just listening to a song on repeat while you are trying to change sheet music, because someone asks you to write fanfic about said song, but then you switch songs because one song over and over is too much. But as soon as you switch songs, your brain does this thing. So you leave the sheet music half done and just sit and type out all your brain-words for half an hour and it turns into a story.

But then you have to finish the song because even teachers have  homework. Or is that just me? Just me?

Cool. I’ll see myself out.

"Just yes."

Asked by Anonymous

I’d really be more comfortable with, like, a solid maybe.

If that’s okay with you.

"Omf you did the cross my heart fic!!!!! *dies* I requested it by the way ;) idk Marianas Trench and Hartbig are the best things in life."

Asked by fucking-hartbig

Please don’t die! I don’t particularly want to be responsible for any death.

It was a lovely prompt. I do hope you liked it. I really do like their music and I had a little fun writing it. I’d never considered mixing them with Hartbig though, so props to your brain! :)

Cross My Heart

I received this prompt to write a story based on the song Cross My Heart by Mariana’s Trench, which is a song that I enjoy, quite a lot. My brain did this thing while listening to this song. Thank you anon for suggesting it! You have lovely taste in music.

SFW - 1 217

Grace takes a deep breath in and turns on her camera. Today seems to be one of those days when she just doesn’t feel like filming. But she films a video anyway. She shudders just thinking about what would happen if she would unexpectedly miss a day. If the reaction to her minutely late uploads are any indication, Tumblr would probably explode and she’d never hear the end of it.

She looks up and checks that the camera is in focus and smiles, hoping it doesn’t look as forced as it feels.

“Hey guys it is Once Over Wednesday her on It’s Grace or OOW for short.”

Grace laughs, she can’t help it.

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tyleroakley:

gracehelbig:

edwardspoonhands:

If you ever grab someone’s computer and take a hilarious photobooth picture when they’re not watching, you might want to assume that they will, in the end, put it on Tumblr.

yes, very good.

I can confirm this is true:

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tyleroakley:

gracehelbig:

edwardspoonhands:

If you ever grab someone’s computer and take a hilarious photobooth picture when they’re not watching, you might want to assume that they will, in the end, put it on Tumblr.

yes, very good.

I can confirm this is true:

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"Could you write an NSFW sequel from pride that starts where they left of? Loved the fic by the way!"

Asked by Anonymous

This is a lovely idea and thank you for letting me know you liked it. But I think we I decided that I’d leave the NSFW stuff for those who are more capable. Thank you so much for your suggestion though.

"Would you ever consider writing a hartbig fanfic using the song cross my heart by marianas trench? If you did...... omf"

Asked by Anonymous

I love this song! I’ll try!

"Can you tell us more about you? Pretty please!"

Asked by Anonymous

I don’t know what you want, I’d rather you ask specific questions because I do best with direct instruction, but I’ll try…

I have a huge fear of moths, like ridiculous. I will run away and scream if you bring a moth into the same room as me.
In my generation in my family, there are five sets of twins and sometimes I think it would be fun to have a twin.If you gave me a packet of skittles to eat, I’d probably just separate the colours and then try to work out the percentage of each colour in the packet. By then I would have forgotten that you’re meant to eat them.
I almost always ignore the ‘tear here’ instructions on products because I’m stubborn, and I hate being told what to do. I’m more likely to open something where it says ‘open other end’
I had a blueberry muffin for lunch yesterday (I know. muffins are not lunch foods, but I was feeling crazy. I live on the edge ;)  )

"Are you taking prompts right now? I love your writing and I'd love to see more!"

Asked by Anonymous

Sure thing. I love hearing your ideas. You guys are so much more creative than I am :)

"I don't know if you remember me but I'm the girl that said your writings a huge distraction to me and helped me to stop self harming myself.. I haven't done it since New Year's Eve and I still struggle but im not as bad as I was as I was self harming since 13 and I've just turned 18 :) so thank you, even though you probably think you haven't helped me you have :) you are a really kind and thoughtful person, beautiful inside and out and I hope you know that, your family should be proud if you :)"

Asked by Anonymous

You’re back! Of course I remember. That’s such a long time, you’re doing so well. To stop after so many years, that’s tough, and you did it! That’s very nice of you to say, but I don’t think you give yourself enough credit. You’re the one that makes the decision and stays strong. I’m so very happy for you. Let’s both be proud of each other? Okay? Deal :)

Pride

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SFW

 

Hannah can do this.

She knows she can.

She went to Berkley for God’s sake. She can speak another language and is yet to seriously injury herself, even though she insists on getting drunk and cooking almost every week. She can read fanfiction about herself, in public, without anyone ever suspecting she was doing anything other than checking emails. She can recite the menu of her favourite take away store from memory, backwards, if needed.

She can do this.

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dandylyingwishes:

I love people who make me forget that I’m shy

Getting a friend hooked on something you’ve been obsessing over for a long time:

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backrowforlife:

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